Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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