We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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