I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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