Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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