Got a toothbrush?
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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