I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
tonight lets celebrate not being married
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
