the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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