Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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