Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
third nipple confirmed
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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