they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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