Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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