did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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