I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
