If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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