im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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