Sry I called you an 8
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
My pussy is not your playground.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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