just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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