Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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