im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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