It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
