Ambien. No doubt about it.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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