turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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