If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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