sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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