Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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