If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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