Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
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