North Korea, Best Korea!
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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