i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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