She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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