yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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