i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I need moral support for this bender
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I'm always down for nudity.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
