I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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