if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I need water and some morals
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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