i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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