I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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