yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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