I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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