I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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