I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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