No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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