well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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