you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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