Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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