Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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