Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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