I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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I need you to use more vowels.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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