Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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