Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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