You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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